{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"- (aaaa)'s status on Sunday, 13-Jan-13 15:00:54 UTC","author_name":"- (aaaa)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/aaaa","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/2236973","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/1948\" class=\"url\" title=\"Cerulean Spark\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">ceruleanspark<\/span><\/a><\/span> Things I honestly know about homestuck based on what I see around the internet:  Board game or something like jumanji or zathura, bunch of kids play it, transported to a far off land or something... humans and these troll things live there, buckets are something sexual, the guy with the blonde hair looks a lot like you, and for some strange reason that is possibily not canon; all the male trolls have tentacles for genitalia as shown in all the porn that has ended up on my tumblr dashboard from certain people I wont disclose"}