{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"That wierd guy next door (maverick)'s status on Monday, 14-Jan-13 05:16:06 UTC","author_name":"That wierd guy next door (maverick)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/maverick","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/2238864","html":"Welcome to the RDN help line. If you are just going to make an account and not post, please hang up now. If you are seeking help, please press #<span class=\"tag\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/tag\/1\" rel=\"tag\">1.<\/a><\/span> If you are in need of a friend, please press #<span class=\"tag\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/tag\/2\" rel=\"tag\">2.<\/a><\/span> If you are a spam bot, you would have already pressed something. If you seek help with your Internet, please press #<span class=\"tag\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/tag\/3\" rel=\"tag\">3<\/a><\/span> and you will be answered my many available agents at once. For all other inquiries, please stay on the line until your call is dropped. Thank you and have a pretty okay day"}