{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Scribus (scribus)'s status on Tuesday, 15-Jan-13 07:18:35 UTC","author_name":"Scribus (scribus)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/scribus","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/2242114","html":"Five drinks in an hour and I'm like, "Dude, whoa, man.... Reproduction is wild! It's, like, there's a whole new person now!" Like, seriously, what even is up with life itself?"}