{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Thomas K (zarkanorf)'s status on Tuesday, 28-Jun-11 03:41:51 UTC","author_name":"Thomas K (zarkanorf)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/zarkanorf","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/225292","html":"SO ONE DAY BIGPONYMAC WALKED INTO THE ROOM, AND HE WAS LIKE "HELLO MOON I HAVE RETURNED WITH MY BIG MUSCLE CHEST AND MY SHIRT UNDONE?" AND THEN MOON SAID "OOOOOOH MAC~" AND THEN BIGPONYMAC GRABBED HER AND SAID "LET'S DO IT," AND THEN WHISPERED INTO HER EAR, "AND I WILL LEAVE MY GUITAR ON." MEANWHILE, THOUSANDS OF MILES AWAY, PEOPLE WERE FAINTING AND TURNING GAY. it was awesome. THE END"}