{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Pony (pony)'s status on Monday, 21-Jan-13 13:25:07 UTC","author_name":"Pony (pony)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/pony","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/2257191","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/76\" class=\"url\" title=\"Professor Princess\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">thelastgherkin<\/span><\/a><\/span> is that fancy talk for &quot;I fart into the couch cushions a lot?&quot; Because if so I keep eggs in my computer desk chair."}