{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Scribus (scribus)'s status on Friday, 25-Jan-13 23:20:50 UTC","author_name":"Scribus (scribus)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/scribus","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/2267453","html":"So, last night, I had a dream that my grandparents were running a snack bar out of their garage. And this Japanese guy was displeased with his nachos, so he <span class=\"spbar\" style=\"color:#000;background-color:#000;\">seppuku'd himself right in front of my grandparents' place. And I turned to my speechless grandma and said, &quot;I'm surprised he was so good at that. I mean, it's not like he could have practiced before!&quot;<\/span> #<span class=\"tag\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/tag\/nsfw\" rel=\"tag\">nsfw<\/a><\/span> - #<span class=\"tag\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/tag\/violence\" rel=\"tag\">violence<\/a><\/span> and responding #<span class=\"tag\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/tag\/snark\" rel=\"tag\">snark.<\/a><\/span>"}