{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Matt (zeldatra)'s status on Thursday, 31-Jan-13 02:09:09 UTC","author_name":"Matt (zeldatra)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/zeldatra","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/2281513","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/1199\" class=\"url\" title=\"Captain James T. Awesome of The Intergalactic House of Waffles\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">colfax<\/span><\/a><\/span> Silly Hasbro, everyone knows human beings are morphed into the shape of ponies once they set foot in Equestria, as detailed by my best selling book <i>So You Woke Up In an Alternate Universe and Have Been Mutilated to Look Like the Inhabitants<\/i>."}