{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"sparknanator (princeshootingstar)'s status on Saturday, 02-Feb-13 13:44:00 UTC","author_name":"sparknanator (princeshootingstar)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/princeshootingstar","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/2288662","html":"\u201cWhat? why would you ask me that?\u201d Twilight said, getting flustered again.\n\u201cCuz I wanna know, Twinklebutt\u201d Cadence said, poking Twilight in her ribs. \u201cHe\u2019s obviously a strong, attractive, well built stallion. I\u2019m sure many of the mares back home want him, too. But you can easily make him yours if you learn how to work your feminine charms on him. He doesn\u2019t seem to be very smart. OR if he is, he hides it well. Why not ask him on a date?\u201d Cadence finished, a sly smile plastered across her muzzle.\n\u201cBecause he doesn\u2019t read, isn\u2019t very smart, and even though he\u2019s polite, that will only get him so far.\u201d Twilight said with a huff.\n\u201cHow do you know he\u2019s not smart? Or doesn\u2019t read? Have you ever talked to the stallion without getting into a topic about Star or some smartypants gobbledygook?\u201d Cadence asked her, pressing harder at her buttons.\n\u201cWell no, not really. He keeps to himself mostly. He helps Fluttershy and Applejack out a lot, too. So he\u2019s always busy. I don\u2019t even think-\u201c"}