{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Matt (zeldatra)'s status on Tuesday, 05-Feb-13 02:47:59 UTC","author_name":"Matt (zeldatra)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/zeldatra","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/2295409","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/27347\" class=\"url\" title=\"justin brownell\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">rainbowdashisawesome123<\/span><\/a><\/span> Heh, I don't know how well I can handle rejection. I haven't talked to a girl since... say, when did the phonograph come out?"}