{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Narwhal (narwhal)'s status on Tuesday, 05-Feb-13 03:38:37 UTC","author_name":"Narwhal (narwhal)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/narwhal","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/2295627","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/10820\" class=\"url\" title=\"That wierd guy next door\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">renovatedkitchen<\/span><\/a><\/span> I was messing with a classmate earlier today. &gt;&quot;Oh crap dude I just swallowed dihydrogen monoxide !&quot; &gt;&quot;Are you going to be okay?&quot; &gt;&quot;I dunno, a lot of people who have been exposed to it eventually die!&quot; &gt;&quot;Oh my god dude we need to call the hospital&quot; It was around that time that I told him Dihydrogen Monoxide was actually just water."}