{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Narwhal (narwhal)'s status on Saturday, 09-Feb-13 01:10:05 UTC","author_name":"Narwhal (narwhal)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/narwhal","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/2307179","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/9286\" class=\"url\" title=\"Doctor Science, PHD\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">praxis<\/span><\/a><\/span> I know how you feel. I stutter and ramble often, and usually when I try and express an otherwise intellectual statement to someone I come off as a bumbling idiot who has no social life outside his close friends."}