{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Matt (zeldatra)'s status on Saturday, 09-Feb-13 14:58:41 UTC","author_name":"Matt (zeldatra)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/zeldatra","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/2309546","html":"F*** babies. That is all. #<span class=\"tag\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/tag\/wtfdidijustread\" rel=\"tag\">wtf-did-i-just-read<\/a><\/span> &quot;Pinkie Learns a New Word&quot; is a really hilariously funny fanfiction. It's about Pinkie learning the f-word, and not knowing what it means, begins using it as a substitute for everything. For example, &quot;Fluttershy f***s her animals on a daily basis&quot; and &quot;Rainbow Dash wants to f*** Applejack at everything&quot;, and &quot;I'm gonna f*** you, Twilight.&quot; What she means is &quot;feed&quot;, &quot;beat&quot;, and &quot;hug&quot; respectively, but everyone thinks she's suddenly gone insane."}