{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Rarity (rarity)'s status on Saturday, 16-Feb-13 05:04:49 UTC","author_name":"Rarity (rarity)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/rarity","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/2338136","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/22012\" class=\"url\" title=\"Coffee Cream (Neurario or Neuraria)\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">neurario<\/span><\/a><\/span> I'd actually prefer to get it on my butt, but my weight is so variable that it'd just stretch and get ugly."}