{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Stupid Butt (drildo)'s status on Sunday, 17-Feb-13 05:00:58 UTC","author_name":"Stupid Butt (drildo)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/drildo","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/2343298","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/12657\" class=\"url\" title=\"Jake Williams\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">shred316<\/span><\/a><\/span> I can't. I'm sorry, but I can't help you go above and beyond to get your way. I don't want to be a part of it."}