{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Thomas (redstreak)'s status on Friday, 01-Jul-11 03:40:16 UTC","author_name":"Thomas (redstreak)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/redstreak","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/234855","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/1664\" class=\"url\" title=\"Steven Margaletta\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">princegentlegiant<\/span><\/a><\/span> why does she have to be split personality, why cant she be an interdimensional hooker pony, who looks sort of like pinkie pie :D"}