{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Firestorm (firestormdangerdash)'s status on Tuesday, 19-Feb-13 05:30:51 UTC","author_name":"Firestorm (firestormdangerdash)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/firestormdangerdash","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/2352627","html":"I\u2019m alone in a small room, trapped behind a locked door, and unable to use magic. Most of my life is said to be a lie, everyone believes I\u2019m insane, and I\u2019m even starting to doubt my own mental acuity. My friends are just broken shadows of who they were: Applejack works for the ponies who have me locked up, Pinkie Pie is emotionally unstable, I think Fluttershy tried to kill herself, and Rainbow Dash did do her best to kill Applejack! In a few minutes another pony I don\u2019t know is going to come by to feed me pills that do Celestia knows what to me before escorting me to the bathroom like I\u2019m some cross between a criminal and a foal. I\u2019ve passed out twice, broken a mirror with my face, almost broken my nose, hit my head on a tile floor, and accumulated a broad range of other small bruises and aches.\nAnd this is only my first day. Tomorrow, I get to do it all over again! #MyLife<\/a><\/span> #YOLO<\/a><\/span>"}