{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"that guy you hate (somedude)'s status on Tuesday, 19-Feb-13 13:13:09 UTC","author_name":"that guy you hate (somedude)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/somedude","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/2353553","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/28557\" class=\"url\" title=\"Jonathan &quot;ProfessorScarecrow&quot; DiNovo\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">greenscarecrow<\/span><\/a><\/span> Yes but if my school let kids skip grades I'd be in 8th grade"}