{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"colfax's status on Tuesday, 19-Feb-13 23:43:52 UTC","author_name":"colfax","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/colfax","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/2354837","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/247\" class=\"url\" title=\"Desmond Roseluck\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">desiros<\/span><\/a><\/span> This sounds like the kind of person that wins a Darwin award for managing to do himself in while putting on his pants."}