{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"colfax's status on Wednesday, 20-Feb-13 02:41:39 UTC","author_name":"colfax","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/colfax","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/2355606","html":"Sweet zombie Jesus in a jetpack, someone <b>please <\/b>tell me this is just a really early april fools gag... <a href=\"http:\/\/derpy.me\/lcpLa\" title=\"http:\/\/www.newyorker.com\/online\/blogs\/borowitzreport\/2013\/02\/house-science-committee-questions-existence-of-meteors.html\" rel=\"nofollow external\">http:\/\/derpy.me\/lcpLa<\/a>"}