{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Gherkin \u2611\ufe0f (thelastgherkin)'s status on Wednesday, 20-Feb-13 10:49:28 UTC","author_name":"Gherkin \u2611\ufe0f (thelastgherkin)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/thelastgherkin","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/2357131","html":"I come home and found my dyslexic boyfriend covering his bits with shoe polish.  I was like &quot;No, no!  I said 'turn the <i>clocks back<\/i>!'&quot;"}