{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"colfax's status on Wednesday, 20-Feb-13 23:05:29 UTC","author_name":"colfax","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/colfax","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/2359075","html":"Science has progressed to the point that now shopping carts can stagger along drunkenly on their own without the aid of homeless people. <a href=\"http:\/\/ur1.ca\/cuwmi\" title=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/file\/colfax-20130220T230527-cs5bhqn.gif\" class=\"attachment thumbnail\" id=\"attachment-177721\" rel=\"nofollow external\">http:\/\/ur1.ca\/cuwmi<\/a>"}