{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Cloud Kicker (critialcloudkicker)'s status on Friday, 22-Feb-13 11:40:19 UTC","author_name":"Cloud Kicker (critialcloudkicker)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/critialcloudkicker","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/2364626","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/1948\" class=\"url\" title=\"Cerulean Spark\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">ceruleanspark<\/span><\/a><\/span> Dear princess Celestia, today I have learned that being an allicorn in a world where 1 half either has a horn or wings, and the other half has neighter will cause people to look to you and possibly think things like &quot;you spoiled brat&quot; and &quot;you are such a egocentric person for not sharing&quot;. Not to mention that this power corrupts super fast. I threathened a book sales clerk with horrible horrible things I am not even sure of what they mean, and I got what I wanted."}