{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Rarity (rarity)'s status on Tuesday, 26-Feb-13 02:13:36 UTC","author_name":"Rarity (rarity)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/rarity","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/2379053","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/17847\" class=\"url\" title=\"Matt Connor\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">zeldatra<\/span><\/a><\/span> damn, that sucks.  I got them because I needed an undershirt that repressed certain parts of me.... <span class=\"spbar\" style=\"color:#000;background-color:#000;\"><span class=\"smallt\">I have noticeable nipples, glad you know?<\/span><\/span>"}