{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"darkarchivist's status on Tuesday, 26-Feb-13 05:13:36 UTC","author_name":"darkarchivist","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/darkarchivist","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/2379876","html":"i am going to sacrifice my firstborn child to myself via eating it after i say my vows to my future wif"}