{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Chris Bell (mrdragon)'s status on Tuesday, 26-Feb-13 09:10:55 UTC","author_name":"Chris Bell (mrdragon)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/mrdragon","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/2380374","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/28436\" class=\"url\" title=\"Cody\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">archon<\/span><\/a><\/span> Well to be honest I was hitting on my mates Girlfriend and nearly got all the way. Bearing in mind he was hitting on every guy in the place. Duct tape is a <b>*beep*<\/b> to get unstuck from"}