{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Someone Something (theidiotking)'s status on Thursday, 28-Feb-13 05:30:09 UTC","author_name":"Someone Something (theidiotking)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/theidiotking","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/2385958","html":"I've heard that if you eat three hundred boiled eggs in thirteen seconds, you get the ability to eat three hundred boiled eggs in thirteen seconds."}