{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"monsutaa kaado! (mushi)'s status on Thursday, 28-Feb-13 13:53:40 UTC","author_name":"monsutaa kaado! (mushi)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/mushi","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/2386584","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/4320\" class=\"url\" title=\"Katze Kattepus\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">nerthos<\/span><\/a><\/span> ok, here is a new plan : Syart with a saw, then use the saw dust to make an epic wooden beard, then finish the job with a 300 year old rusty and blood stained battle axe. That is the most powerful lady magnet you can find"}