{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Gherkin \u2611\ufe0f (thelastgherkin)'s status on Thursday, 28-Feb-13 14:25:14 UTC","author_name":"Gherkin \u2611\ufe0f (thelastgherkin)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/thelastgherkin","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/2386646","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/26863\" class=\"url\" title=\"Shayne Tayrene\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">darkarchivist<\/span><\/a><\/span> Literally the worst analogy you could have picked."}