{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Creamsicle Badlands (wafers)'s status on Saturday, 02-Mar-13 03:54:32 UTC","author_name":"Creamsicle Badlands (wafers)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/wafers","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/2392334","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/28557\" class=\"url\" title=\"Jonathan &quot;ProfessorScarecrow&quot; DiNovo\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">greenscarecrow<\/span><\/a><\/span> Eventually. Every single one of us. Except me. I'll be an ascended being at that point."}