{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"kind of a secret (essenceofflow)'s status on Saturday, 02-Mar-13 22:20:13 UTC","author_name":"kind of a secret (essenceofflow)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/essenceofflow","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/2394968","html":""I CAN'T GET ON THE INTERNET YOU RUINED MY LAPTOP I DEMAND YOU FIX THIS SECOND AT NO CHARGE" "Sir,  of course you can't get online. You payed us to take your wifi card out of your machine." "WELL WHY DIDN'T YOU SAY IT WOULD DO THAT!?!""}