{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Matt (zeldatra)'s status on Sunday, 03-Mar-13 04:06:46 UTC","author_name":"Matt (zeldatra)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/zeldatra","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/2396446","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/28324\" class=\"url\" title=\"tactical espionage pony\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">pokestrike<\/span><\/a><\/span> Nothing you have ever said to me makes any sense in context. MC Hammer has not been relevant in over a decade. Stop talking to me. Go away."}