{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Eris (neuraria)'s status on Wednesday, 06-Mar-13 11:55:26 UTC","author_name":"Eris (neuraria)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/neuraria","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/2406141","html":""And then this woman, uh, I think it was a woman, she, uh... married me." "Did you have any children, sir?" "I DON'T REMEMBER.""}