{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Matt (zeldatra)'s status on Thursday, 07-Mar-13 04:47:52 UTC","author_name":"Matt (zeldatra)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/zeldatra","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/2408431","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/6849\" class=\"url\" title=\"Patrick Farling\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">chiefanchor<\/span><\/a><\/span> &quot;So, Brian Bolterrrrr... I've been told you anchor a sub-par news prograaaam. In Washington Dee-Ceeeee.... So, I know I'm the one being interviewed, but I'd like to ask a few questions. How come... you suck? <b>*sniff*<\/b> Because as far as I know... people tend to avoid that, so..."}