{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"chiefanchor's status on Thursday, 07-Mar-13 15:43:14 UTC","author_name":"chiefanchor","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/chiefanchor","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/2409140","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/1199\" class=\"url\" title=\"Captain James T. Awesome of The Intergalactic House of Waffles\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">colfax<\/span><\/a><\/span> Hey, I'm not! College has a habit of simulating death, though... of your free time."}