{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"(Spirit of Happiness)(Element of Eloquency) (starlynx)'s status on Friday, 08-Mar-13 12:03:38 UTC","author_name":"(Spirit of Happiness)(Element of Eloquency) (starlynx)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/starlynx","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/2412342","html":"Hi my name is Arthur Anymoredonuts, and this is the breaking story: Rudolph the Reindeer dead at 53. While over Madrid, Spain, the reindeer was hit by a flock of seagulls and a 747 plane. Witnesses at the scene claimed: "The reindeer in Spain slayed mainly by the plane.""}