{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Matt (zeldatra)'s status on Tuesday, 12-Mar-13 23:34:35 UTC","author_name":"Matt (zeldatra)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/zeldatra","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/2426901","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/1768\" class=\"url\" title=\"Lelouch I apples\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">snowcone<\/span><\/a><\/span> Nuclear war wont happen now, because as @<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/1199\" class=\"url\" title=\"Captain James T. Awesome of The Intergalactic House of Waffles\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">colfax<\/span><\/a><\/span> said, Kim Jong-un just wanted to stuff his fat mouth with Twinkies."}