{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Silver Spark (silverspark)'s status on Tuesday, 12-Mar-13 23:35:21 UTC","author_name":"Silver Spark (silverspark)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/silverspark","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/2426903","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/17847\" class=\"url\" title=\"Matt Connor\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">zeldatra<\/span><\/a><\/span> And thus, God corrected the paradox where we survive an apoclypse that Twinkies did not."}