{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Kyle T. (kayian)'s status on Friday, 15-Mar-13 04:30:57 UTC","author_name":"Kyle T. (kayian)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/kayian","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/2435058","html":"<b>*sigh*<\/b> Why the hell do I keep having high hopes at the chance to get Celestia or any of the other winnable ponies in the #<span class=\"tag\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/tag\/welcome\" rel=\"tag\">Welcome<\/a><\/span> to Ponyvill game...."}