{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"colfax's status on Monday, 18-Mar-13 02:41:35 UTC","author_name":"colfax","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/colfax","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/2441694","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/4320\" class=\"url\" title=\"Katze Kattepus\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">nerthos<\/span><\/a><\/span> That's what the woodchipper is for, didn't you read the employee orientation manual?"}