{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"- (aaaa)'s status on Monday, 18-Mar-13 21:23:18 UTC","author_name":"- (aaaa)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/aaaa","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/2443261","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/1948\" class=\"url\" title=\"Cerulean Spark\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">ceruleanspark<\/span><\/a><\/span> that's what you get for running towards the guy in a suit of armour who wields a plasma rifle; armed with a plank of wood with a nail in the end"}