{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Rarity (rarity)'s status on Thursday, 21-Mar-13 01:34:35 UTC","author_name":"Rarity (rarity)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/rarity","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/2449289","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/13618\" class=\"url\" title=\"Brandon Parks\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">bluberyblast<\/span><\/a><\/span> what the heck kind of middle school doesn't have English?  Are you in Texas or something?"}