{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Chris Bell (mrdragon)'s status on Thursday, 21-Mar-13 04:13:15 UTC","author_name":"Chris Bell (mrdragon)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/mrdragon","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/2449725","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/14450\" class=\"url\" title=\"Evan Reier(Spirit of Happiness)(Element of Eloquency)\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">starlynx<\/span><\/a><\/span> I'd never stoop so low as to hit another man in his nuts, but I will happily smash a bottle of their head"}