{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Speaker Crab (speakercrab)'s status on Thursday, 21-Mar-13 08:28:26 UTC","author_name":"Speaker Crab (speakercrab)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/speakercrab","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/2450160","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/10686\" class=\"url\" title=\"Flare Dancer (Jenna)\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">flaredancer<\/span><\/a><\/span> The curse of my people makes me unable to feast upon the soft pulp of kiwis, for my claws dig into it and cripple the green fruit horribly. Every day I curse the gods for this torment."}