{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Rainy Daydream (rainyd)'s status on Monday, 04-Jul-11 06:53:36 UTC","author_name":"Rainy Daydream (rainyd)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/rainyd","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/245018","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/148\" class=\"url\" title=\"Zambo\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">kingcarcinopony<\/span><\/a><\/span> How unfortunate. Clearly, you need to harness the power of flirt to construct a supercomputer capable of letting you multitask to the nth degree and thereby allowing you to talk to me, read problem sleuth, and cause the apocalypse simultaneously."}