{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Matt (zeldatra)'s status on Monday, 25-Mar-13 21:13:20 UTC","author_name":"Matt (zeldatra)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/zeldatra","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/2461287","html":"&quot;My end is near, and my death is unpreventable.&quot; <b>*proceeds to pull out sword and murders an assassin in 3 seconds*<\/b> -Uriel Septim."}