{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Cloud Kicker (critialcloudkicker)'s status on Tuesday, 26-Mar-13 21:03:15 UTC","author_name":"Cloud Kicker (critialcloudkicker)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/critialcloudkicker","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/2463795","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/76\" class=\"url\" title=\"Equestria Ghoul\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">thelastgherkin<\/span><\/a><\/span> I would deffinatly go to the local zoo and fill out the proper forms right now. Sadly I am still banned from the zoo by some legal document that lasts untill 2015 somewhere <b>*fetches it*<\/b> ... I quote &quot;[name] is hereby banned from entering zoo property for learning monkeys how to hotwire cars and play various console games&quot;"}