{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"treesy's status on Thursday, 28-Mar-13 16:04:56 UTC","author_name":"treesy","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/treesy","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/2469771","html":"#<span class=\"tag\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/tag\/totw\" rel=\"tag\">totw<\/a><\/span> &quot;Wait right there, let me get this straight... You brought me here for... SUGAR! Five hours! I just wasted five hours I could have spent doing work vital to the safety of the country!&quot; Twilight gasped for air, glaring daggers at the Anochetus. &quot;The Guards can survive on 3 snacks a day, but without your help we shall not survive the summer&quot; he replied solemnly.  &quot;I brought you here to make a choice. To learn the truth, you must leave this life of comfort behind. If you can do that then eat the red sugar cube.&quot; &quot;and what if I choose the blue one?&quot; Anochetus sighed &quot;Possible side effects include General weakness, confusion, bizarre behavior, excessive sleepiness, coma, shortness of breath, headache, dizziness, and seizures.&quot; Twilight sniffed the blue one &quot;Pity, I do love almonds... Oh well, I'll choose the red one.&quot; Taking a bite, she suddenly felt dizzy and collapsed. waking up she saw a dark blue blur in front of her. &quot;Hello dear Twilight. And welcome to the resistance.&quot;"}