{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"John Larson (schwarzen)'s status on Sunday, 31-Mar-13 22:20:22 UTC","author_name":"John Larson (schwarzen)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/schwarzen","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/2478937","html":"RT @<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/1768\" class=\"url\" title=\"Lelouch I bananas\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">snowcone<\/span><\/a><\/span> SO ONE DAY WIDGET WALKED INTO THE ROOM, AND HE WAS LIKE &quot;HELLO NERTHOS I HAVE RETURNED WITH MY BIG MUSCLE CHEST AND MY SHIRT UNDONE?&quot; AND THEN NERTHOS SAID &quot;OOOOOOH WIDGET~&quot; AND THEN WIDGET GRABBED HIM AND SAID &quot;LET'S DO IT,&quot; AND THEN WHISPERED INTO HIS EAR, &quot;AND I WILL LEAVE MY 502 ON.&quot; MEANWHILE, THOUSANDS OF MILES AWAY, PEOPLE WERE FAINTING AND TURNING GAY. it was awesome. THE END #<span class=\"tag\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/tag\/totally\" rel=\"tag\">totally<\/a><\/span> #<span class=\"tag\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/tag\/unique\" rel=\"tag\">unique<\/a><\/span>"}