{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Matt (zeldatra)'s status on Monday, 01-Apr-13 05:15:19 UTC","author_name":"Matt (zeldatra)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/zeldatra","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/2480912","html":"YOU CAN TELL BY THE WAY I READ A STORY, I'M A WOMAN'S MAN #<span class=\"tag\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/tag\/wtfdidijustread\" rel=\"tag\">wtf-did-i-just-read<\/a><\/span> Forgiveness Pending, blah blah blah, Kiroberos. Basically, Mender vomits, falls unconscious in a puddle of vomit, and is transported to an alternate dimemsion."}