{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Toothpaste Pony! (minti)'s status on Thursday, 04-Apr-13 07:48:38 UTC","author_name":"Toothpaste Pony! (minti)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/minti","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/2493716","html":"And now for the fabled question. The one which has crossed every humans mind since before the dawn of Christ. Why the hell am I still awake?"}